|Friday, November 4th, 2005|
|Thursday, October 27th, 2005|
|Monday, October 24th, 2005|
|Thursday, September 15th, 2005|
|I heard. . .
. . . that Brittney and Kevin named their son:
Preston Michael Spears Federline.
mwa ha ha ha
|Tuesday, July 12th, 2005|
The second day I'm back to work remotely, there's something going on with the Exchange server with no ET on a fix.
At least I still have the internet and some of my other systems, but sheesh.
|Saturday, May 7th, 2005|
|Tuesday, March 22nd, 2005|
|from an article about Charles/Camilla marriage
>>The Church of England, of which Charles will become titular head when he takes the throne, traditionally frowns on church remarriages for divorcees whose spouses are still alive.
"TITULAR" Mwa ha ha ha
|Tuesday, February 1st, 2005|
|Friday, January 28th, 2005|
Man peed way out of avalanche
A Slovak man trapped in his car under an avalanche freed himself by drinking 60 bottles of beer and urinating on the snow to melt it.
Rescue teams found Richard Kral drunk and staggering along a mountain path four days after his Audi car was buried in the Slovak Tatra mountains.
He told them that after the avalanche, he had opened his car window and tried to dig his way out.
But as he dug with his hands, he realised the snow would fill his car before he managed to break through.
He had 60 half-litre bottles of beer in his car as he was going on holiday, and after cracking one open to think about the problem he realised he could urinate on the snow to melt it, local media reported.
He said: "I was scooping the snow from above me and packing it down below the window, and then I peed on it to melt it. It was hard and now my kidneys and liver hurt. But I'm glad the beer I took on holiday turned out to be useful and I managed to get out of there."
Parts of Europe have this week been hit by the heaviest snowfalls since 1941, with some places registering more than ten feet of snow in 24 hours.
|Saturday, January 22nd, 2005|
|Thursday, December 9th, 2004|
|banging head on wall. . .
We have a foolproof (or so I thought) method for laundry at the house--since it's one of the few tasks we both participate in. . . thanks for lifting a finger, dear.
Dirty clothes are carried downstairs from our closets and left in laundry baskets on the floor near the washer. Clean clothes (if they cannot be folded immediately--I understand we both get busy and don't have time) are left piled on the laundry table next to the washer. Clean-up high, Dirty-down low.
Pete was folding laundry as I was working at home this morning. . . I happened to walk by and noticed that he had folded ALL of the laundry from the basement. Yes--clean and dirty mixed together.
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! I told him he has to do the sniff test on everything he just folded and sort it out.
|Tuesday, December 7th, 2004|
|glad he shaved. . .
. . . but he left his whiskers all over the bathroom sink for me to clean up.
Am I too picky ;)
|Monday, December 6th, 2004|
|Thursday, December 2nd, 2004|
|my husband. . .
. . . is growing a beard. I hate it, I hate it, I hate it, I hate it.
that is all.
|Tuesday, November 23rd, 2004|
got that filling fixed. . . I can't feel my face.
SAFEST CITIES IN AMERICA
1. Newton, MA
2. Brick Twnshp, NJ
3. Amherst, NY
4. Mission Viejo, CA
5. Clarkstown, NY
6. Lake Forest, CA
7. Thousand Oaks, CA
8. Colonie, NY
9. Cary, NC
10. Dover Twnshp, NJ
Note that 10 out of 10 of the safest cities in America are in blue states. Conversely, six out of ten of the the most dangerous cities are in red states, to wit:
MOST DANGEROUS CITIES IN AMERICA
1. Camden, NJ
2. Detroit, MI
3. Atlanta, GA
4. St. Louis, MO
5. Gary, IN
6. Washington, DC
7. Hartford, CT
8. New Orleans, LA
9. Richmond, VA
10. Birmingham, AL
|Monday, November 22nd, 2004|
I broke a filling. Growl.
I got my hair cut during lunchtime today. . . she parted it on the side that it's not used to. . . it keeps trying to creep over to the other side. . .
|Saturday, November 20th, 2004|
|whew!! I made it
Just finished up the sleepover with the Girl Scouts. . . about 12 girls came over for the evening (pizza, games, movies, girl talk) and 10 stayed over night. They slept in A LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG time, I fed them some muffins, and they went home. It was really easy! Their Mom's thought I was crazy, but they left the house cleaner than my friends do after parties (even after spilling half a gallon of apple cider on the floor). Not that I want to do it every weekend. . . and I definitely don't want 10 kids :)
|Monday, November 15th, 2004|
I just got a call from Pete. . . he was on a connecting flight in Dallas headed to DENVER.
I hear the flight attendant's on the loudspeaker. "This is flight xxxx to Phoenix"
He was on the wrong plane.#1
he's an idiot#2
how does that happen?? I thought they scanned the boarding passes and stuff!!